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Shark Pictures, Images and Photos
Posted on 14th Sep at 10:15 PM, with 51,730 notes
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I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

Posted on 14th Sep at 8:49 PM, with 30,565 notes
Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?
Posted on 14th Sep at 8:45 PM, with 531 notes

American Horror Story: Evan Peters as Tate Langdon in season 1, Kit Walker in season 2, Kyle Spencer in season 3, Jimmy Darling in season 4. 

Posted on 14th Sep at 3:49 PM, with 93,068 notes


to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

Posted on 14th Sep at 3:48 PM, with 11,123 notes


*casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*

Posted on 14th Sep at 3:48 PM, with 150,617 notes


Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

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